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Geraldo shares his miniReview of Rochard!

Mini Review: Rochard
Publisher: Recoil Games
Platform: Playstation 3, Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X
Price:$9.99.
Note: There is a demo available on PSN.

Gameplay:
It’s a 2-dimensional side-scrolling platformer with puzzle elements. Your main weapons include a G-lifter and Rockblaster. You’ll use the G-lifter to manipulate gravity and move heavy objects and enemies.

His other gun is mainly used for shooting. I was disappointed with the lack of emphasis on puzzles, I felt their was too much combat. Yet I found Rochard is overly simplistic and fun, I was captivated with its unique gameplay anyone can pick up and play. A bit more balancing both areas wouldn’t have hurt.

Graphics:
Runs smoothly, and the visuals are pleasing to the eye.

Sound:
Rochard’s voice-acting is superb! The soundtrack was quite upbeat, I enjoyed it.

Replayability:
Rich with humor and personality. Plenty of collectibles, few upgrades and some trophies.

Why is it Bara?:
Let me see? Well, you play as John Rochard, an astro-miner, who happens to be a bear daddy. C’mon, just look at that beer belly!

[written by Gerardo L. Santiago]

Glorious chest hair porn!

So we’ve been playing Soul Calibur 5 for a few days now, checking out the various modes and customization features. Overall the game is pretty difficult.

For our first Soul Calibur character, we wanted to try something different. So we stumbled upon these hooves and chuckled exclaiming no one would ever use these on their character. But then we gave it a shot and decided what the hell. We created a Satyr (or faun) and gave him a bandana, goat horns, glasses, a belt, and the “strap-on penis.” It came out sort of interesting in a way.

His color scheme consists of dark purple, brown, and gold. His alternate costume is pretty much just a coat hanging over him.

You can always get their “O Face” with falling animations.

One unfortunate thing about the chest hair is that you can’t use it with the more revealing underwear. Additionally, certain pre-created characters like Mitsurugi can only use the default underwear. Yet Astaroth, for some reason, can pick a wider assortment of underwear. We don’t know why this was done and it really doesn’t make any sense.

I think it’s unanimous as to which mod is the best to have the hairiest chest in Skyrim. The nice thing about this mod is how it actually goes all the way down passed the juicy parts.

Hello all you new visitors! Are you new to the wonderful world of Bara? Check out the wikipedia entry to get you up to speed, especially that Gachi Muchi section below. BaraGamer features both Bara and Bears/Cubs so we got you covered on both ends.

Did you know we’re having a contest? It’s pretty easy, no drawing skills required. Check out the contest page for more details. If you are interested in Bara erotic games, check out the Bara Eroge tag.

Anyways today’s entry is from Captain Bonertopia:

Another character submission from moi. Have you gotten anything from RIFT yet? I found myself getting acquainted with today’s launch of RIFT Lite, which allows anyone to play up to level 20 with no restrictions, much like World of Warcraft’s Starter Edition. I had been in the beta testing of RIFT, and immediately became smitten with these big purple guys called Brahmi.

This is my Brahmi warrior Daamenqin (I’ve been pronouncing it Da-men-kin, which seems about right.) I recommend RIFT for those who want to play WoW, but want better looking characters. WoW’s a bit too cartoony for my taste. I still enjoy it every now and then, though.

Well no one has submitted RIFT yet, but we have some good news for you. We can now add the following game cards to the BaraGamer Contest Prizes.

• RIFT 60 day game card. City of Heroes/Aion/Lineage 2 60 Day Card. Lord of the Rings Online ($25). Dungeons and Dragons Online ($10 x3) and Huxley Dystopia.

How low can you go? Well apparently this new Skyrim penis mod is extra extra large. Yes, this is essentially going into the macro territory and isn’t for the faint of heart.

Gazrj submitted their Skyrim character:

Skyrim console allows you to remove clothes from your same sex spouse. 🙂

Firstly to target another character, go up very very close to them. Press the ~ “tilde” key to bring up the console, click on the person you wish to remove the clothes, then type without quotes “removeallitems” in the console window and press Enter.  It will remove all clothes from the targeted npc.

Fabrissou wrote: Robert, my SR3 character

Isn’t he studious? We’re going to be posting the rest of the contest entries so we can have a smooth voting process. The voters will choose their favorite characters on tumblr and twitter so we can decide on a winner! The deadline is February 24th which is about  2-3 weeks from now!   This character was created by Fabrissou in Saints Row 3.

The amount of detail placed in Saints Row The Third’s character creator is crazy. You not only can tweak each and every part of your face, but there’s also racial facial structure differences.

It’s mailbag day! Let’s see what our friends asked!

But first, I recently had a hard drive failure, which probably occurred because it was overheating while playing a game on the bed. So I’ve elected to purchase a laptop cooler and monitor the hard drive temperature more often. Although I lost most of my stuff,  the bara game was salvaged, with some progress lost, but nothing major.  Luckily most of the contest entries are online so that stuff is saved. So because of this I have to redo the entire SR3 podcast and push it back further.

The next games in the lineup are Soul Calibur 5 and  and SSX 2012, and Enslaved with another BaraGaming night on Xbox. I asked Grimace to cover Kingdoms of Alamur and Mass Effect 3 since it’s full of bara goodness!

I have a few gayming articles in the pipeline that should be up this month, and a baragamer interview with Kranxa. So even with a HD crash, we go right back to work on the same day.

vatolobo asked: So who is the man behind the site, and what do you look like?  What about a short bio of yourself?

Me?! Due to feedback I changed the site’s focus from less personal topics to more gaming articles and gamers who make up the Bara Gaymer community. But if you really must know, I’m a student who just started the  network administration field who’s slowly learning the inner workings of Linux. I’ve been blogging since I started college many many years ago and created some popular blogs in their own niche. I recently started game blogging translating Japanese into English talking about one particular game to the tiniest detail. From here on, I plan to retire some blogs because they are a bit time consuming and work on smaller sites.

BaraGamer was started to fill a void in the gamer community. If women can wear revealing outfit in video games and game conventions, why can’t men? We are here to supplement (but not replace) the other gaymer sites around as we will focus on videogames they can’t really discuss in detail due to pornography and such. This site is also bear and beard lover friendly and we encourage them to visit too!

Mike suggested: This is Monkey from the game Enslaved. I’m obsessed.

Me too! Don’t worry I haven’t ignored your request, I want to actually record this game myself so… you know… I can do my own screencaps and sexy scenes. There’s also a chubby guy in the game I see. :3

The next Bara Daddy “Joel” in the Last of Us!

Scrax suggested: Check out Naughty Dog’s new post-apocalyptic daddy.  I approve!

Oh Naughty Dog!  I never really noticed them until the whole what if Drake is gay articles started popping up.  I don’t think I can cover this game with it on PS3, but if anyone else wants to take screenshots, and a mini review send them in!

Oh, another Soul Calibur 5 post? This time it’s ultramooz custom character Enma and Oni. Oni is obviously the red demon! Anyway, BaraGamer plans to get the game later this month so we can do some online match recordings! What characters will we create? That should be kind of obvious.

We love the fiery central theme of this character… and the booty.

Oni sports the traditional Japanese demon garb,
a tiger skin loincloth and a clubbed weapon.

Though we wouldn’t mind stuffing our face into that man chest!

It looks like you can now take screenshots within the Playstation version’s character creator. So it should be really easy for you to get high quality screenshots if you are entering the contest.