BaraGamer Asks: Where did the gun come from?

So have you been enjoying Saints Row 3? Personally I’m not so good with shooters and tend to run into the gunfire and shoot at walls, but at least cutscenes do all the action for us.

Today we semi-introduce our Saints Row 3 almost naked male character Ricky the Stripper, who wears this outfit regardless of the time of day or weather. You can see his character creation in the previous podcast and now you can see him in action!

So we asked tumblr:

Where did the Gun Come From?

and here are the responses:

  • His phat ass
  • The gun is actually a transforming sounding rod.
  • Oh. You know.
  • The Vortex
  • Given his attire, that could only be one… place.
  • Well you see, it begins with some lube and well then…-trails off into a long and vulgar/sexual discription-

If we can answer this question, perhaps we can solve the mysteries of the universe. Unless tvtropes already has an answer.

I must admit the game’s story is pretty wacky. Never takes itself too seriously. You can have the main characters looking all thug daddy gangster, taking no shit from nobody, and the next thing you know…

A big scary naked man pops out of nowhere.

Now if you’re on game consoles like me and want to take a screenshot, you’ll have to wait until the staff posts your screenshots on your account. You can of course submit your own Saints Row The Third screenshots to let the bara world ogle at your creation.

Ricky the Stripper’s Gallery

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5 Responses to “BaraGamer Asks: Where did the gun come from?”

  1. Mattokenzi November 26, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    That is easy, the gun came from under his hat! XD

    • barachan November 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

      C’est Impossible!

  2. Len November 26, 2011 at 7:50 pm #

    When are we playing together? ;p

    • barachan November 26, 2011 at 11:30 pm #

      Maybe tonight

  3. HG June 15, 2012 at 10:02 pm #

    God bless SR:3 for offering eye candy for straight female/gay male players. I myself had a buff dude in a thong–he was perfectly tanned, with shaggy dirty-blond teen dream hair and a British accent. If only he existed in real life… in my bed.

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